pp wiener 95

It is simply a term no man will ever be able to define, however, just know it relates to the happiness and wellbeing of others.

Jim: pp wiener 95
Joe: are you okay?

Jim: pp wiener 95

by One interesting man 33 July 3, 2020

Wikenitis

A really small penis, your just a unlucky bastard.

If you can stick it in her ear you have wikenitis.=

by Joooeeeyyy June 14, 2011

Wiener poop

The worst kind of poop, typically poop that comes out the wiener in a long thin strip.

"Why are we here?" Doug sasses cried, as poop came out his wiener, in a long, thin strip, it was, wiener poop, the worst kind of poop

by Samurai33 June 22, 2011

Wiener Misdemeanor

A code name for masturbation by a male.


For Example:

(Travis comes out of the bathroom.)

Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes...

Travis: Yeah I was committing a wiener misdemeanor.

by TFJM December 16, 2008

wiener politics

When a gender-biased decision is made based on a male gendered decision.

I have noticed that there may be some wiener politics in place with Urban Dictionary staff who make decisions about which words and phrases to publish.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

Wienball

When a man has a penis the size and shape of his balls. Making the elusion that his wiener is an elusive third ball.

"Hey Gary, did it look to you like Jeff had three balls?"

"No dave, that was his wienball... yes it is sad"

by dextaJd October 7, 2011

Wiener texting

The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.

Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.

by dsman444 May 15, 2016