How much wattage a booty gives off when it jiggles
The biggger the booty the more the jiggle watts it gives off.
The biggger the booty the more the jiggle watts it gives off.
by Booty Doctor January 10, 2020
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Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012
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someone too lazy to become a disabilitator
someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain
someone too lazy to become a disabilitator
someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain
John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.
I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.
I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.
by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009
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I gave my girlfriend the Dr. Watts for her birthday, it was epic.
Dude why won't Hannah text me back?
Probably because you gave her the Dr. Watts last night.
Dude why won't Hannah text me back?
Probably because you gave her the Dr. Watts last night.
by Lorenzo the Luchador May 16, 2011
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Get the Deeq Wattson mug.A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.
The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
An example of a witticist in action:
Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"
Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."
Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"
Aspiring Writer: :/
Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"
Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."
Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"
Aspiring Writer: :/
by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011
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