A derogatory nickname for a Jehovah's Witness, refering to the apparent witless, clueless and lamebrain beliefs (as percieved by normal persons) of the church dogma and its members.
Do you Jehovah's Witlesses always dress like dorks or are these just your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes?
by GBofWI March 18, 2007
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Dan tried to pull a Jehovah Witless on everybody so his present from me is gonna be a log of shit in a box
by PapaNickDawg March 24, 2011
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A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.
"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."
"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"
"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"
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