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Jehovah's Witless

A derogatory nickname for a Jehovah's Witness, refering to the apparent witless, clueless and lamebrain beliefs (as percieved by normal persons) of the church dogma and its members.
Do you Jehovah's Witlesses always dress like dorks or are these just your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes?
by GBofWI March 18, 2007
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witlessism

witlessism (wit less iz em) NOUN. A failed attempt to sound wise or clever.
"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004

Are good examples of witlessisms.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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Witless Protection Program

Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?

Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.

Molly- How would you know?

Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!

Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?

Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.

(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).

Molly- You are going to need this number.

Conrad- Who's this?

Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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Jehovah Witless

Selectively telling people you've converted right around Christmas so you receive lots of presents but don't give any
Dan tried to pull a Jehovah Witless on everybody so his present from me is gonna be a log of shit in a box
by PapaNickDawg March 24, 2011
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Witnee

The prettiest girls. They tend to be flirty, but very creative. They are funny and outgoing. Normally cheerleaders or dancers, something big in school. Overall fun to be around.
I want to be more like Witnee.
by Woo, go Chels. August 6, 2009
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Willeeum

1. An intelligent, strategic, artistic, sensative, and stubborn individual that seeks to be different from every other person that shares his name. Thus he spells it this way.
search "willeeum mcintosh" on facebook
by rivalknight January 11, 2012
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whitlee

whitlee is hawt frfr
by sljdskslsmjx June 18, 2021
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