A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.
An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.
An ugly whining bitch.
An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.
An ugly whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."
A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"
B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."
A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"
B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
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A place in the middle of nowhere which is funded by Timberland sponsership deal including local cabage cruncher J. Salmon. See also Ghetto.
Where the Fuck is Witherly.
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a withersome and ill-mannered steward
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to be used as a verb
to be used as a verb
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