A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket
Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man
by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021
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James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!
Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!
Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!
by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009
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Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.
Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.
Jake is fat as a witches titty.
Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.
Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.
Jake is fat as a witches titty.
by Tripp S September 30, 2008
Get the witches titty mug.Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.
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Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
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