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A 30+ year old virgin.
James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.
by herpaderpajerka March 9, 2012
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KGATLW is an Australian band that performs all kinds of music. A few examples of the genres they write for are: psychedelic rock, progressive rock, psychedelic pop, jazz, acid rock, soul, folk, metal, and thrash metal. They've pumped out 15 full length albums and 2 EPs as of September 2019, 5 of these albums were published all in 2017.

Stu Mackenzie – vocals, guitar, keyboards, piano, synthesizer, Mellotron, flute, bass guitar, saxophone, clarinet, sitar,

zurna, percussion
Ambrose Kenny-Smith – vocals, harmonica, keyboards, synthesizer, organ, piano, guitar, percussion
Joey Walker – guitar, keyboards, synthesizer, bass guitar, vocals, organ, setar, percussion
Cook Craig – guitar, bass guitar, vocals, synthesizer, keyboards
Lucas Skinner – bass guitar, keyboards, piano, vocals
Michael Cavanagh – drums, percussion
Eric Moore – drums, percussion, theremin, keyboards, management
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard somehow released 5 high quality albums in 2017, they're all geniuses!
by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician September 8, 2019
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Megward the Wizard

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A character in media (mainly TV) who is constantly put down, abused, maimed, made fun of, etc., without warn't. These characters are often the butt of the joke, or forced into the plot just to be abused.
Common examples of Megward the Wizard:

Meg (Family Guy)
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Kyle (Fanboy & Chum Chum)
by Orion Icarus April 25, 2015
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Originated at Summer Solstice 2018;
A Shady Wizard is a role often played by a guiding or taunting figure while one is experiencing a psychedelic trip, usually due to having more experience than the rest of the party.
Their psychological power and needed reliability/trust is what makes them so shady...
"Mate I'm freaking out. My whole body is heating up, is that supposed to happen?"
"Nah mate, never seen that before. Maybe you're dying!?"
"Stop fuckin with me, ya shady wizard! What's going on?"
by The Sesh Gremlinz August 11, 2018
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Wizard-Fresh

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When you're so goddam fresh that it seems there must be some wizardry involved...
"Damn yo, Richard is so fuckin Wizard-Fresh today"
by J.Manstrong December 14, 2014
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wizard of gauze

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A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.
The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.
by whimzcal March 26, 2020
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AG Wizard

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someone who is academically gifted and has vast knowledge in the field of agriculture
Dude, what an AG Wizard
by Nackson Jichols October 23, 2016
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