weiner wednesday

The day of the week designated for dick picks. Similar to titty Tuesday.

I love titty Tuesday but Weiner Wednesday is my favorite day of the week.

by Jodofo October 17, 2015

That weiner smells funny

That weiner smells funny, l wonder where it has been? This is the quest to see if something nasty happened to that food!

That weiner smells funny!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

Fuck Weiner

Someone who takes them self too seriously in the BCUG/CAUG Hip Hop Forums. They are usually the type of people who complain about the content of these forums. Most of the time they are complaining about all the dope ass memes floating around . Dont be a fuck weiner

DJ kornpitt is definitely a Fuck Weiner

by Glutton4grime October 16, 2019

wiener pussy

When a transgender woman has a pussy!

That bitch got a wiener pussy!!!

by IHAVEAWIENERPUSSY February 13, 2019

Wiener goblin

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.

Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!

by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020

Nocturnal Weiner Party

A late night snack consisting of hot dogs cooked on a George Foreman grill.

When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.

by Ann_Hedonia May 10, 2008

Wiener slot

The slot on the front of men's underwear. While the intended purpose of this slot is to allow for the wearer of the garment to withdraw their genitalia, nobody actually uses it. Although, it is possible that someone does. It is possible that somewhere in this world there is a man with the audacity to defy the standards of society and use The Slot, despite the very real possibility of ostracism, or even crucifixion. Such a man would be difficult to identify, because of the intimate and subtle nature of his rebellion, and is likely a master of concealment. He could be living beside you, your co-worker, your neighbor, even your family member, and you would never know. How should we regard him? Should we fear him? Should we hate him? Does he deserve punishment? Who is he to defy our customs? Who is he to ignore our rules? He is just a man, and as a man he is subject to Man’s Law, which, of course, explicitly prohibits the use of The Wiener Slot. Or should we embrace him? Should we admire his bravery, his instance on personal freedom? It may be that one day he will come forward and we will permit him to remove our shackles. It may be that one day we will look back on this time as a period of confusion and darkness and say, “Thank you, Weiner Slot guy, for liberating us from our ignorance!” It may be that our very civility rests in accepting the way of this man, this enigma, this loneliest of revolutionaries. It may be… It may very well be.

My name is XXXXX XXXXXXXXX, and I use the Wiener Slot.

by Anglomofo April 8, 2010