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windex

A house hold streak-less glass cleaner. Usually comes in the blue death flavor, But green, and purple have been seen on the shelves at the store.
"This windex tastes like heart burn."
or
"I drink Windex, It keeps me from streaking."
by Tom May 13, 2005
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to cock block more than once so there fore u r windex
damn did u see montell just windex lee
by dvz23 May 26, 2010
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Windex

(Verb)

This is the action of a defenseman in a basketball match that blocks somebody's shot in a manner in which they hit the ball into the backboard, and slide it off the edge of the glass.

Originally, the term was used in the popular video game NBA Street, but now it has been adapted into common vernacular on the blacktop.

Typically, the defenseman performing the windexing attains a large amount of street credibility for his action. The opposite happens for the other player.
Why is Alfred crying?
Oh, Tyrone just windexed his shit into the third row.
Oh snap; that's ultimate dishonor.
by wowow1988 January 15, 2010
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A nice way of calling someone a douche bag. Both are cleaners... and yet Windex is so much more polite.
Oh my gosh, he is such a freaking Windex!
by Anice Girl April 6, 2009
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ejaculating on a woman's ass and then rubbing your cum in so it's nice and shiny so you can see your face.
I took Jenna home and windexed that ass.
by Clove69 March 8, 2007
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A nickname for a man lacking sexual stamina.
Two pumps and a squirt.
I slept with this kid Jeremy last night, but you could call him Windex.
by msxcinderella August 5, 2009
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1, An index of winning.
2. Blue Kool-Aid.

Origin: Bowling Green, KY
by BaldyMcBalderson September 7, 2010
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