wesley willis

My hero, he is the greatest song writer ever, using only a keyboard and a spectacular voice, he churned out hilarious songs. R.I.P.

"At the age of 46 Al Capone was a stupid jack ass."

by nick h June 10, 2004

Willis Hatch

The hatch in the roof of an elevator through which an action hero can suddenly enter, wearing a slightly dirty white singlet, to attack bad guys or rescue trapped victims.

N.B. these portals only appear in bad Hollywood films, rather than actual, real-life multi-storey buildings.

"With a crash, the Willis Hatch burst open and John McClane dropped through, knocking the terrorist to the ground."

by dom Kaos October 2, 2009

Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Fat Bruce Willis

Genre actor Nicholas Worth; has a very strong resemblance to Bruce Willis, but is of the fat persuasion, usually playing a villain, goon, or henchmen. Noted roles include Paulie in Darkman, Kirk Smith in Don't Answer the Phone, and Bull in Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Hey dude! That guy looks just like Fat Bruce Willis.

by Mrparka January 31, 2009

Bruce Willis

actor who always has a hangover.

Bruce Willis is the man. He owns.

by Rickster885 July 19, 2003

what you talkin bout willis?

Famous quote from 80's tv sitcom "Different Strokes"

Used in normal conversation when speak doesn't understand.

"what you talkin bout willis?" -- translates to: "I did not understand"

by Butifuco November 17, 2003

Bruce Willis

He who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons

Holy shit, it's Bruce Willis! Several of my organs collapsed and I've been diagnosed with several terminal diseases. I wish that I had seen Chuck Norris instead.

by Will Leonard November 29, 2006