Wilkes-Barre

A dump town named after two memebers of the french parliament, John Wilkes and Isaac Barre. And guess what, they never set foot in America. What was once a sprwaling metropolis of 25,000 people, is now a town being overrun by old people, funeral homes, and ghetto drug dealers. Every-where you look, there's a funeral home in some fancy old house and down the road, you'll see another drug deal or shooting taking place. Another thing Wilkes-Barre prides itself in, having the most amount of potholes and closed bridges, and the most run-down and dumpy downtown ever. Main attractions? The yet to be built movie theater..stanton lanes and never forget..Skateaway!!

Come join the fun!!

Well..how bout a garbage dump?

by Chesil May 9, 2005

Wilkes-Barre

City which wishes it was Scranton. Still bragging (can't imagine why) about a stupid flood that happened 32 years ago. Likely to see people dressed like the year is 1983.

At least I'm not from Wilkes-Barre

by Scrantonio June 29, 2004

Wilkes-Barre 10

A woman whose ranking of attractiveness is only a 10 in the city of Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, but is comparable to a 5 or 6 in other civilized areas of the world.

Mike: "Hey, Ray! Did you see Nicole yesterday?
Ray: 'Yeah, she's a Wilkes-Barre 10 for sure'

by YouLoveBoobs23 March 24, 2018

wilkes-barre wind chime

The act of farting into an intercom at your place of employment.

Jack had Taco Bell for lunch so we are sure to hear the Wilkes-Barre wind chime this afternoon.

by tumbler86 November 15, 2014

Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan

Especially large woman in an XS jersey with 3 or 4 teeth which are usually yellow in color!

Wow that Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan bought 3 tickets for tonights game and she's using all 3 seats!!

by Sens Fan April 28, 2005

Wilkes Barre

A crappy, dangerous, shithole! Everyone here sees if they can out-curse each other! Heaven help you if you're not a native!

Shithole- a disgustin
g place, Wilkes Barre

by Savedbycc December 16, 2021

Wilkes-Barre Repair Job

The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.

Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”

Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”

by The Wilkes Barre Repair Man October 3, 2022