wilderness fuck

verb- the act of having sex in the outdoors, ex. the woods, a field, beach, etc. usually teenagers who cant have sex at home due to parental guidence

- "hey babe, can we go on a walk in the woods, and Wilderness fuck"

-"no, there are bugs!"

by Gibson26 April 8, 2010

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

A majestical film born and set in New Zealand, directed by the stylish Taika Waititi. It's a touching, hilarious story of transcending loss to find belonging. There are even some great haikus read in the film.

I've seen the film Hunt for the Wilderpeople 23 times; it's that good! I'll even lend you my Hulu login information so that you can watch it, too!

by Marshmallowson November 28, 2018

Wilderness Therapy

Basically a nicer way of saying boot camp. Anyone that has been sent to wilderness therapy can tell you first hand how horrible it is. You sleep in the middle of nowhere with people you have never met. You aren't allowed to do anything fun, and "therapy" isn't what goes on, "brainwashing" is...so be very careful. You have to "earn"(a.k.a.) work your way to leaving the hell hole. The staff that work there are all hippies and are annoying as fuck. Showers do not exist and you can forget about clean clothes, pillows, talking to your parents, knowing any future information, or running away. No one has ever made it out, and getting caught running away will get you sent to worse places. Anyone that attempts to escape these types of places is pretty damn courageous, but extremely stupid. The best thing to do when sent to these places is to listen to everything the people working there tell you to do. Your only priority should be getting the hell out of the place. Words can't truly describe "Wilderness Therapy," ask anyone that has been and they will respond the same way. Those places are not places you ever want end up at. Don't fuck up kids, because nothing...and I mean NOTHING is worth being sent to a "Wilderness Therapy Program."

Hannah: Did you hear about Emily?

Anna: Yeah, her parents sent her to "Wilderness Therapy" Whatever the fuck that is

Hannah: Ooooh shit...this is bad. My cousins friend was sent to one of those places and he is in the army...

Anna: Sooo...what's your point?

Hannah: Anna...He said that the experience was far worse than anything he's seen... and he's in the army...

Anna: Oh Shit...this is bad. We got to break her out.

Hannah: Damn Right! Let's go. We're coming for you Emily!!

by AshleyNewton455 April 22, 2013

Brave Wilderness

Brave Wilderness is a great channel on YouTube that grows rapidly. They focus on animals. You can often see their videos on the trending page of YouTube (if YouTube wants to be nice to them). I would recommend watching BW cause they are one of the only people on YouTube who doesn't clickbait, who aren't money hungry, and who appreciate their fans. And it is actually pretty interesting.

Josh: Hey bro, do you watch BW?
Albert: No.
Josh: *kills albert*
Brave Wilderness: 10/10 best

by nonameihavenocreativity July 27, 2018

Wilderbeast

Someone who looks like they got stuck in the forest for a century and look nasty, stanky and grimey as hell.

That dude look so nasty like a damn wilderbeast.

by Esbeezo January 13, 2009

wildernessy

The adjective for something that has characteristics of the wilderness

Nate won't go to the cabin because it's not wildernessy enough for him.

by taraisthebest June 15, 2011

wildernerding

Someone who uses a smartphone or other gadget to connect to the internet whilst in the middle of a remote and picturesque setting.

Jane couldn't stop checking her Facebook account on our backpacking trip. She was wildernerding at every ridgetop.

"You guys should stop wildernerding and enjoy the view. You can chat with your friends back home later."

Billy had to post every photo he took on Instagram right away so his followers could see how pretty it was in the woods. He is such a wildernerd.

by AVALON7 September 5, 2012