Wilbert

A cute name for a big cow

That's a cute big wilbert on the farm

by Omgwtfisthatthing May 29, 2017

pull a wilbert

Failing and disappointing everyone in last possible moment while trying to get a world record on D14-Endurance.

He is on wr pace, but he is going to pull a wilbert.

by hdfin3rq February 26, 2021

Wet Wilbert

Fingering a girl and then giving her a wet willy using the wetness from her own vagina.

my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Wilbert.

by EazyBreazy April 17, 2011

Barrett Wilbert weed

The most Beautiful and talented girl in the whole world

I love Barrett Wilbert weed more than anything in the world

by Person38283484 June 06, 2020

Joseph Wilbert

The boy who lived. The boy who is most definitely grey. Or is he? You decide. He could be, but does he want to be. Is he? Or is he wanting to be. Patrick Bateman once said, “did you know I’m utterly insane?”

The boy: “ I want Patrick”

Sigma male: “G Chapo”

The man: “Thank you”

Jj: Joseph Wilbert is me.”

by Themanwhomightbe May 06, 2022

Joseph Wilbert

A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”

Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?

Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.

by thekingofdefinitionshimself May 05, 2022

Wilbert Ross

Wilbert Ross (Hashtag Wilbert), is a Filipino singer, songwriter, dancer, actor and host. He is one of members of the dance group Hashtags on the noontime variety show It's Showtime.

I will support Wilbert Ross

by Sbxxxxxssor September 07, 2021