Get the Wititit mug.1. A D-league internet troll who completely lacks self-awareness and doesn't even realize he/she is trolling.
2. An asshole who spams message boards and acts like his/her opinions are facts.
3. A pedophile lurking on the internet.
2. An asshole who spams message boards and acts like his/her opinions are facts.
3. A pedophile lurking on the internet.
Q: Did you see that dude posting all that shit on those message boards?
A: Yeah, that dude is a real Dave Wight.
A: Yeah, that dude is a real Dave Wight.
by Edward Hunter July 29, 2022
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by barnabas_e March 10, 2019
Get the Wititit mug.Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.
by ifawasawabbit October 7, 2010
Get the The Wiggity mug.(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds.
Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.
Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.
That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.
Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.
That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.
by DVman December 13, 2006
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1: the apparent ability to understand unlimited disparate subject matters, but only to the level explained on Wikipedia.
Function: adjective
1. Wikitelligent: having or indicating an apparently high degree of intelligence and/or mental capacity but, in reality, only having a Wikipedia page level command of the subject.
1: the apparent ability to understand unlimited disparate subject matters, but only to the level explained on Wikipedia.
Function: adjective
1. Wikitelligent: having or indicating an apparently high degree of intelligence and/or mental capacity but, in reality, only having a Wikipedia page level command of the subject.
Function: noun
My boss seemingly displays a high level of intelligence with his command over almost any subject but, after fact-checking his positions on Google, I discovered he only has Wikitelligence.
Function: adjective
My boss expects to dominate people in any discussion, trying to demonstrate his command over any topic but, if you fact-check his statements on Google, you'll discover he's only Wikitelligent.
My boss seemingly displays a high level of intelligence with his command over almost any subject but, after fact-checking his positions on Google, I discovered he only has Wikitelligence.
Function: adjective
My boss expects to dominate people in any discussion, trying to demonstrate his command over any topic but, if you fact-check his statements on Google, you'll discover he's only Wikitelligent.
by TomWagner February 5, 2010
Get the Wikitelligence mug.A disparaging term for a person who knows absolutely nothing about WiFi technology or how to access it.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020
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