wifanker 

1) a cheapskate who refuses to get wifi on his phone or at his home and runs from one hot spot to another to get free wifi
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with

1) Two friends at a bar:

guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"

2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"

3) girlfriend to girlfriend:

gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"

wifanker by Rolee January 4, 2017

Wifa 

Slang term for marijuana

Wanna smoke some wifa?

Wifa by Mr.Kenobi October 21, 2022

wifail 

A term used to describe how much of a miserable failure as marketed by companies pushing to make money off people thinking it was a decent alternative to the almighty cat-5.

"I have no network access! My WiFail is fucked again!
"Dude, ditch your WiFail and go back to the traditional stuff."

wifail by mooodi May 20, 2007

wifal

Of or related to a wife. Variation of wifel.

She chose to be an at home mother whose wifal duties including transporting children to various social activities.

wifal by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004

wifangry 

The state/level of anger associated with not being able to secure a solid wifi or data connection with your cell or other wireless devices that sends the user into a rage fueled fit that makes them want to hurl their cell phone into a large body of water or other destructive means to an end.

I was once driving through a “dead zone” that frustrated me so badly that I wanted to toss my phone out of the window of our moving car…it was indeed a next level of being so wifangry I was entering into an uncontrollable rage!

wifangry by Swiss35 June 24, 2022

Wifart 

When your wife farts.

I'm getting tired of all the wifarts in bed.

Wifart by Tyqar October 6, 2010

Wifa 

To perform a culturally white action "with a" (wif a) white person by association making them white. Opposite of a wigger.

Pronounced "why-fuh"

1.
Ali: "Hey dude."
Caleb: "Hey bro. Watchu up to?"

Ali: "Facetiming my dog?"
Caleb: "You're just another black person trying to fit in with us whites, or should I say, wifa."

2.
Starbucks barista: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Ali: "I'd like a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte please"
Barista: *Shakes head "Such a wifa."

Wifa by wedge212 March 19, 2015