poofo wienie

What you get when you are a dude, and stick your penis in someone's pooper.

Damn man, be glad you didn't catch a whiff of Merle's poofo wienie from hangin' with his backdoor partner last night.

by Rez Dogg June 29, 2022

Wienie Panini

When someone defecates on the toilet and put their penis between the bowl and the seat.

John was sick of his ding dong dipping in the toilet water so he started using the Wienie Panini.

by Two Chainz!! January 1, 2017

wienie tickler

when you're driving and you come to a hill in the road it's the tickling sensation you feel in the wienie region just after you hit the apex of the hill

We were driving down the road and I got a wienie tickler as we went over that hill.

by Nat-X October 16, 2008

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

butt wienie

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.

Thanks to yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt wienies.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

jeanie wienie

A fake boner made by a fold in one's jeans.

Everyone's eyes were trained on Matthew as he played the bongo drum. Little did he know, there was a bet as to whether his bulge was real, or just a jeanie wienie.

by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

wienie wagger

A male exhibitionist, flasher.

Darryl commiserated on the hard and difficult life of a wienie wagger...just last night he went into a bar called the "Queen Bee" and flashed his johnson with tragic and traumatic results...how could he have known it was a rough trade gay bar?

by harry flashman August 12, 2003