Hunter's Widow

the spouse or significant other of a hunter, whom, during hunting season, is typically left alone, "widowed" by their hunter spouse's prolonged absences; includes sleeping alone in the marriage bed, minimal sex life, extra essential babysitting responsibilities (for those with children), refrigerator depleted of beer supplies, bank account depleted of financial supplies, and the itty bitty possibility of said hunter spouse bringing home some fresh meat.

Girls' night out while my husband is in the woods; I'm a hunter's widow this weekend.

by Esme Masen December 27, 2011

winter widow

A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm home drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.

"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL day. Time to drink wine and use the term winter widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"

snow widow

by Jbjcarol April 23, 2018

hunting widow

A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.

Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?

Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!

by Loxi July 18, 2009

Widow's memory

Any type of large sausage such as a saveloy as it resembles a penis.

"Do you fancy a bit of fish with your chips tonight"

"Nah, I'm in a meaty mood, I think I'll have a Widow's memory instead"

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

work widow

Commonly found among the partners of consultants and salespeople, a state of "temporary widowhood" caused by the work or work travel schedule of a significant other. A woman, married or in a relationship, who is often left alone on a regular basis for significant periods of time (multiple days), enough to seem to be single or without companionship.

Male version: Work Widower

With her husband's work schedule only allowing him to visit every other weekend, she was often know to refer to herself as a 'work widow'.

by MeganInMunich November 10, 2008

Cock Carousel Widow

A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.

This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".

by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017

Warcraft Widow

Girlfriend of person who is constantly playing World of WarCraft.

I never see him anymore, I'm such a Warcraft widow.

by xela September 1, 2008