Wanking Widget

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking

Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!

by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014

Widge

UK English Primary school word for penis - even more childish than willy.

Can be lengthened to widgy if you want.

"Miss, Miss - I fell over and hurt my widge."

by Noodle May 16, 2005

WIDLEY WIDLEY WIDLEY

pronounced /wi.dah.lee.wi.dah.lee.wi.dah.lee/
a)the sound that you make when riffing on a air guitar
b)the sound that your friends make after you get 100% on all solos on Rock Band

a)
Rocker A- "Did you hear that riff man!?"
Rocker B- "YEA!! He was all WIDLEY WIDLEY WIDLEY!!!"

b)
Rocker A- "DUDE!!! You just got through Green Grass and High Tides on EXPERT!"
Rocker C- "Cool, but what does Rock Legend mean?"
Rocker B- "It means you got 100% on BOTH SOLOS!!! You were all WIDLEY WIDLEY WIDLEY!!!"

by Lutrius May 22, 2008

Widget head

A person with a narrow view of life and or job requirements. A one function way of thinking not open to new ideas or thinking

She widget heads his input, all the time

by 88automate April 20, 2021

Widge Ding

A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items used in daily life. And also for a light beverage.

Person 1: Can you pass me a widge ding?
Person 2: I will happily pass you a porcelain cup of hot coffee I’ve just prepared.

Person 1: Have you got a widge ding?

Person 2: ‘Dog passes bone’

by Maxx Sensitive April 29, 2021

widget

generic term for an anonymous object

My father makes "widgets" (tools, food, cans, dildos) in a facotry

by duffin July 1, 2005

widget

an unnamed object name used for hypothetical examples

we make these 'widgets' and sell millions of them...

by w derossett January 29, 2003