why

The word that means "y" must really be a vowel.

Either that, or some words have no vowels... why? Nobody knows.

by ~The Nameless One~ June 7, 2005

why

An interrogative sentence marker.

Why is it impossible to submit a definition for "bender" on Urban Dictionary?

by Loki the Croaky April 12, 2005

why

There are no answers to why questions. So don't bother asking them, there will just be a never-ending onslaught of questions, somewhat similar to asking someone to count to the highest number.

Kid: Why did you ride your bike?
Sister: Because I don't have a car.
Kid: Why don't you have a car?
Sister: Because I can't afford one
Kid: Why can't you afford one?
Sister: Because I don't have a job.
Kid: Why don't you have a job?
Sister: Because I spend all my time smoking crack.
Kid: Why do you smoke crack?
Sister: .....

by sister. August 10, 2007

why

What Nancy Kerrigan said way to much.

Nancy (weeping): Why?...Why? Why?...Why? Whywhy? Why?

by pakkitmAn July 20, 2004

why

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANNISH INQUiSITION

why didn't i expect the the spanish inquisition :(

by not the spanish inquisition January 11, 2022

why

because your parents didn't have enough money to pay for an abortion.

Mum, why is that man next to you in that picture with a baby in his hands?

by hjuugoo May 1, 2021

why

because i fucking said so

why?
fuck you i said so

by majesticfuckingpineapple June 1, 2014