Whole Foods

The semi-organic grocery store for hippies and yuppies.

Yuppie: I drive my Volvo to Whole Foods every weekend so I can spare no expense in having the purest fresh produce.

Hippie: I shop at Whole Foods so I can buy peanut butter in biodegradable containers.

by Eric MK August 24, 2006

whole-foods

An upscale "all natural" grocery store catering to Cougers and Cubs. A meeting point or stomping ground for older woman between ages of 35-55 to go on the prowl at in search of young men between the ages of 17-27. The Prepared Foods hot bar is "the" place to find a cougar/cub hook-up.

Mary, 47, whose husband who is commonly gone on Business-Trips, often goes to whole-foods to pick up a cub every now and then to satisfy her-needs.

by Deadwait March 1, 2009

Whole Foods

Not all hippies or self proclamed \"hippies\" eat whole foods, not all people who eat whole foods are hippy, vegetarian freeks. Whole foods is not a group of people.

Whole Foods are fruits, vegetables, legumes, grains that have not been processeed or their nature tampered with in any way. Whole foods have a greater amount of vitamins, minerals and enzymes because they have not been removed from processing. Examples: apples, broccoli, whole wheat rice, garlic cloves. Not frozen peas, canned tomatos, dehydrated peaches.

by cinderpit September 30, 2003

Whole Foods

A place where hippies, environmental freaks, and dumb vegetarians buy all their organic shit. Any self-respecting normal person would never be caught dead in there.

Whole foods is for hippies. Half foods are a lot better.

by Nick D June 4, 2003

Whole Foods

A disgrace to the natural food industry. Wild Oats is a lot better, and thats a fact. Its proven by their commitment to customer service and quality, which whole foods has niether of.

I took a shot on whole foods doorstep.

by puntang master August 18, 2004

Whole Foods

Food products that are not made in America.

British food is an example of whole food.

by AYB June 5, 2003

Whole Foods leftist

The sort of economically oblivious rich person who would consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a serious way of advancing social justice.

That Whole Foods leftist just told me I was literally Hitler for not driving a hybrid.

by Queen Buttrix September 22, 2016