Whizzle

Whi-z-uhl
(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die; a person with said sickness.

"You should be friends with that person, they have the whizzle"
"Hey Whizzle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"

by LameoBoogerHead November 21, 2006

whizzles

unlike Derby my favourite soccer team, whizzles is is preceded by shit...fuck...and continues with WHIZZLA!! WHIZZOWS!!!!WHIZZLA!!!!

although Sam was born with the tourette gene,he's only struggled with the symptoms for the last 3 years......

"moo Shit..WHIZZLES.....WHIZZLA!!
Whizzle,....WHIZZLA!!!!

by trainable October 16, 2008

Whizzle

To get anything sexual.

"Dude!, Lets get some whizzle tonight."
Should I call the hoes and get some Whizzle?

by tylaaa April 1, 2009

Whizzle

The slang term for Whidbey Island, Washington. Although chances are you've never heard of the island it is the biggest non-man made island in the US.

I'm from the Whizzle. SWHS is on the Whizzle. There's a navy base on the Whizzle

by axldance September 27, 2005

Bobby Whizzle

Another word for the dribbles of cum that release after you think you've cleaned up and done for the day, the part that gets your bell-end stuck to your pants. usually around ten minutes after sex.

"Heavens above! ive got Bobby Whizzle, it stings!"

"Lucy, is there anymore tissue, ive made a bobby whizzled mess"

by damage ink October 13, 2008

Whizzles

Code for a ecstasy pill(s) in the Yay Area

Aye, you got any "whizzles"

by Pill Nye The Thizzle Guy January 17, 2009

Jizzle whizzle

The act of jizzing and whizzing at the same time or whizzing immediately after jizzing.

Awe man you just jizzle whizzled on me

I think I'm gunna jizzle whizzle on the bed

by Dingel lingel ling February 1, 2017