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Teeth Whitening

to get sucked off by a woman and just as you reach the point of no return, pull out and make her smile broadly before chucking your baby batter all over her enamel.
John: I was getting sucked off by Stacey last night and finished off by giving her a bit of teeth whitening. Bitch looked like an Arm and Hammer model afterwards.

Adrian: Dude, that is sweet!
by This is England Mick October 28, 2010
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teeth whitening

it is said that semen is a natural way of teeth whitening, so swallowing after performing the act of oral sex will only allow for the color of your teeth to improve.
by 1552 March 31, 2009
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whitetino

Phillip and Juanita make the most beautiful whitetino babies!
by Rickitysplit March 17, 2016
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Whitewing

A warrior of learning, dedicated to knowledge and true mastery of any given subject matter. Sometimes overzealous and dogmatic in seeking to make others learn.
My teacher is a whitewing, he gave me 30 pages of homework to make me learn >_<
by Incarnation October 6, 2010
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Whitening your eggs

To "kid" or "joke around with"
Hey man i'm just whitening your eggs, relax.
by PixelAuug June 30, 2009
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cum whitening treatment

Using semen as toothpaste or as teeth whitening gel to whiten or strengthen teeth because semen contains calcium and zinc, both of which prevent tooth decay.
My dentist recommended that I try cum whitening treatment and was even kind enough to offer me some of his semen to use as toothpaste and as teeth whitening gel.
by cantbetheking November 22, 2013
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The Whitening

Ejaculating on a womans teeth, then forcing the tip of your penis back and forth against her teeth.
She looked up at me and smiled...so i gave her The Whitening
by PonyBoy003 December 6, 2017
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