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White Hand of Saruman

The act of jerking off in someone else's house, making sure to get all of the cum completely on your hand, and then leaving a hand print on a piece of their furniture.
When I was in Chicago, Tommy left a White Hand of Saruman on my comforter...
by bigpapi99 December 2, 2009
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White hand of Sauron

after u fuck a girl and shes passed out you giz in ur hand and make an upside down imprint of a white hand on the broads face.. like those ugly orc things on the lord of the rings (best results if chick is not white) or for all u fags out there its some gay shit from the lord of the rings
steven: wow that chicks got a white hand on her face like those orcs off lord of the rings.

dave: nah i gave her the white hand of sauron after i fuckd her last night

hoe: why is my face all sticky..?
by steve_dave March 3, 2008
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White Hand of Saurmon

When a Guy ejaculates into his hand, and face palms his sex partner in the face
Guy 1: Is Cassie alright? She looks abit White in the face

Guy 2 : Yeah she is Fine, I gave her the White Hand of Saurmon last night
by TheInsaneAus November 4, 2015
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White hand slap

When a player is so consumed with pleasure from defeating an opponent that they ejaculate into their hand then slap the loser in the face said hand.
After the match, he white hand slapped the opponent.
by KJ_Dean July 18, 2024
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The White Hand of Sauron

The act of receiving a blow job while standing and the blow job giver kneeling on both knees. Just before climax, the man comes into his hand and stamps the kneeler on the face and says “Whom do you serve-“

The receiver responds “Saruman!”
by PhilboBagginses March 7, 2026
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white girl handshake

blow jobs that white girls give out to men during one night stands or first dates.
white girl handshake

Becky- a white girl goes on a first date with a guy, and ends up giving him a blow job during sex.

Becky "nice to meet you, I anything about you but would you like a blow job?"
Guy"I sure would!" (while eagerly unzipping his pants)
by onahandstand13 September 23, 2013
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White Man's Handshake

A handshake that involves grabbing an outstretched hand firmly and pumping it up and down confidently to avoid an embarrassing flub of a cool handshake. This is usually given when a minority holds out their hand and you, not wanting to mess it up and appear lame, crush their fingers before they show everyone how "white" you are when you mess it up.
Boy 1: I was playing ball at the Y and everyone was introducing themselves. This guy walked up to me, held out his hand and said "Yo, what up? I'm LaTrell." I didn't want to look like an idiot so I grabbed his hand and gave him the White Man's Handshake before he could try anything funny.

Boy 2: Wow...
by Sheepdog October 12, 2012
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