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whiss toke

a bowl filled mostly or half with tobacco topped off with bud. in a bong. derived from "Whistler toke", not sure why.
If I don't get a whiss toke right now I'll die!
by mmmhyun7gyuiejd November 3, 2010
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Whisky Dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. whisky is distilled from a beer like ferment. whisky dick is invoking the fact that both whisky it's self and whisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. whisky through distillation whisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with whisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tent to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whisky dick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
by WordRepoMan November 13, 2012
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Whisky Twat

When having sex with a woman/girl and her poon dries up because she has had too much to drink but is still coherant causing you to have to reach for substitute forms of lubrication.
Dude!! Me and Sally split a bottle of Jack Daniels and romped so long she got Whisky Twat and I had to use my spit to finish her off....
by Pjrpoacher August 27, 2009
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whisky tango

whisky tango is simply code for white trash.
There appears to be a dispoportionate number of Whisky Tangos at this particular Wallmart.
by Firemonster May 22, 2008
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whisky shits

The shits produced from excesive drinking the night before.
"Great party last night, but when I woke up this morning I sure had one hell of a headache and a really bad case of the whisky shits.... splattered right up the back of the toilet too!"
by wessy January 27, 2009
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whisky dick

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system
My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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Weissypoo

The non-family friendly of Weissykid.
Weissypoopoo
by Boris Johnson 101 April 6, 2021
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