Whisking

The act of having sex in the kitchen

"Our whisking was interrupted by the chef."

"Guess who got whisked last night?"

by KALK February 18, 2009

Whisknits

One of Autumn's special cousins.

I just got of the phone with Whisknits.

by mrs ramils legs February 19, 2019

Whisking your puddin'

The act of masturbation by a male.

Whisking your puddin', to wit; "Couldnae get a ride last night at the Student Union. Went hame, watched some porn and whisked ma puddin'. Fuckin' downer man."

by The Earl of Hamilton August 25, 2011

Whisking An Egg

Verb; to smash one out, see masturbate.

I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.

by captinjapseye January 2, 2011

Whisking

Stimulating genitals with whiskers.

He was whisking her for 2 hours.

by Blaine Rain November 5, 2007

whiskuit

The mustard gas like flatulance produced after a hard night of drinking, especially whisky. A brutal smelling air biscuit.

What usually precedes whisky shits or whisky squirts.

Oh man did you just shit yourself?
No I was drinking Jack last night. That was just a whiskuit.
I'm gonna have whisky squirts soon tho.

by daver79 March 6, 2010

Shit whisking

Taking a bad situation and making something good out of it

John: I heard your flight was delayed.

Steven: Yeah, three hours, but I did some shit whisking and I ended up banging four broads

by ModernNinja1 August 10, 2014