whetto

A white man or woman trying to be ghetto. Particularly white rich people trying to be cool.

Sally: Yea, I got my grill today.
Ashley: Oh yea, where? Because i really want one.
Sally: I got it from the ghetto black guy who works at our country club. ( to the world) Check out my grill my homies!
Ashley:(points to her Louis Vuitton glasses and her 20 carat gold diamond bracelet and necklace.) Oh my God, is that your bling!
Sally: Of course, Shorty! Get jiggy with it!
Ashley: Oh my God, your so ghetto!!
( black guy at the country club); You witches are staight up whetto!

by Delilah Manahari July 18, 2007

whetto

A white prostitute acting ghetto in da hood whos beat

Damn homie u got dat good prostituet but i was stuck wit dis whetto dogg

by D-mac October 21, 2003

whetto

A white prostitute acting ghetto.

Yo man you got the nice prostitute but i got stuck with a whetto.

by Truk October 19, 2003

whetto

white person trying to act and dress as if they were from the ghetto

A predominantly white person who has no ancestry of the African American descent but acts as if he/she does.

That kid wears such baggy jeans and listens to rap music, but is about the whitest person I know; he's so whetto.

by sarahbug April 12, 2006

whetto

an area where everyone thinks they live a tough life, dodging AK's, avoiding drivebys, being called a "foo" by a gunned soldier, when really the biggest danger is being caught in a teachers hair.

Andy thinks hes in the whetto when really he cries when he falls down

by T Bates March 27, 2004

Whetto

Having ghetto-like characteristics despite being white.

He was totally whetto.

by A Granola Bar April 25, 2016

Whetto

Variation of the term Ghetto referring to a slum like neighborhood or project primarily inhabited by latino's or, as popular racial slang refers, "Wetbacks". Also refers to an object, style or lifestyle which reflects values found in such places.

Guy: "Yo man do you remember where that Mexican joint was where we snagged those awesome fish tacos?"
Friend: "Yeah man but it's in the middle of the Whetto and there are some pretty sketchy beaners in that area."

i.e

Guy: " Bro! Where'de you get that sick bandana!? It's so Whetto!"

by Con-Man 6279 May 13, 2011