my dad left when i was 4

my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).

i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.

by McChikn November 29, 2021

When I see you we goin fight

When u see your bf/gf gonna gonna have sex

Aye be ready bc when I see you we goin fight

by Hdkfbdbd March 26, 2017

...and that's when i saw the blood...

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.

cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*

by loppearedbunnie May 16, 2010

I'll sleep when I'm dead

Meaning no need for sleep. Having so much to do that sleep can only be accomplished in death.

"Tim, you should get some sleep. "
"Nah, I'll sleep when I'm dead "

by destinynightmare June 3, 2017

When I flex I feel my best

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.

“When I flex I feel my best” -kel

by Femboylover2 August 14, 2021

I'll burn that bridge when I get there

Having clear vision of a unavoidable and bad decision on the horizon and agreeing to wait for the catastrophe rather than rush it.

"When grandma finds out I'm living with a woman shes gonna know I'm a lesbian, but I'll burn that bridge when I get there"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021