Whelan 

Whelan is the gayest guy i know he is in love with a man called wolfe and he wants to do anal with him. Everyday he askes him out and wolfe says no. Sadly for whelan he never will get a girl.

What a gay guy whelan

Whelan by Whelan Is Gay November 15, 2018

Whelan 

A fat whale ladies with a blubbery flabdomen. School principal/pedophile who hogs down on twinkies all friggin day in her offices and eats children when she cant get her insatiable appetite under control. Wears pajama jeans because nothing else will fit her giant fat blubber gut. Never wears any color because they are under the delusion that black and brown make them look slimmer. Likes to be a fat lard and loaf around in the office and can barely make it up the stairs and once they do make it up they almost pass out from the exercise cuz they are so outta shape. Passes stupid dress code rules because they are jealous that they can't wear trendy clothes And only has like five outfits that actually fit. Steals children's cake when they are in the office and scarfs it down like a slobbery walrus.

Did u see the worlds fattest person at the side show! They were a total Whelan!

Our principal is such a Whelan. We have to wear Turtle necks and pilgrim skirts to school because she is jealous of our attractive figures!

Did u see that Whelan wolf down that whole box of twinkies in one sitting! She has rolls man!! Even her eyeballs are blubbery!

Whelan by Shenaynay_ August 1, 2012

Whelan activity

Term to describe the things that go on at Whelan Hall of the Saint Peter's University campus in Jersey City, NJ.

You'll find out the deal if fate leads you to Whelan.

Person 1: "Yo, what is in the sink??"
Person 2: "That's just that Whelan activity."

Whelan activity by NBAYounboyseed 😈 April 19, 2022

Josh Whelan

Overall fuckin wanker who wears shin pads shoulder pads and a helmet whilst riding a scooter. This complete beta male is the definition of pussy

Josh Whelan cries at least 6 times a day, what a pussy
Josh Whelan has never masturbated

Josh Whelan by Mr Rakib Ahmed March 27, 2020

Shannon Whelan 

The Sexiest Chick Around.

Woah Shannon Whelan is Like Dayyumm!

Shannon Whelan by LiikeeDayyumm! May 8, 2010

Stuart Whelan 

A tall ass 6'10 guy who likes wearing burberry and teaching about chemistry

'God I love stuart whelan, he really knows how to make me smart!'

Stuart Whelan by OldManDownstairsHandle June 19, 2019

Jamie whelan 

common house scum, blamed for all the shiite on earth and the chav family.

Dude: MAN! Ur such a jamie whelan. dont stab me!!
Jamie whelan:Die ill beat u with my ginger hair and my bros porn mag.

SMASH(sound of a jamie whelan smashing car window for cd player)

Jamie whelan by Legend 21 May 6, 2005