What’s crappening? 

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

What’s crappening? by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

What's the scheweppes? 

Jamaican greeting
Similar to what's up, what's popping or what's happening used with friends in a casual setting.

Origin: from the two grapefruit soft drinks sold in Jamaica, Ting and Schweppes. The term ‘ting’ functions as a brand name and also a slang word meaning ‘thing’. Thus the phrase “you know the ting/schewppes” means “you know how things are/you know the situation”. Given the similarity between the two grapefruit drinks, “Ting” and “Schweppes” are used synonymously.

What's the scheweppes? Heard bare hot gals coming to the party later. You coming, fam?

What's the scheweppes? by Tropical Rythms August 8, 2020

What's it to ya 

Another way of saying "mind you own business"

Mom: What are you doing in there?

Son: What's it to ya!

What's it to ya by Jeffrey22 November 3, 2011

What's Poppin jimbo? 

What's poppin Jimbo, is a meme that originated from Jimmy newtron the kids TV show, when Jimmy newtron's dad asks him like ''how's you're day?'' But instead says''What's poppin Jimbo?''. This meme is usually used when, you call to one of you're friends, then they say, ''What's poppin Jimbo?''

''Yo, Jeffrey''
''What's poppin Jimbo?''

What's Poppin jimbo? by qsdfegrhtyjukil May 30, 2017

what's not to like? 

1. A declaration of complete approval, usually said after listing several qualities of the thing being approved; frequently used in an ironic or sarcastic sense. Popularized by sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld.

2. Title of a Hannah Montana song.

"He's tall, he's sweet, has a great sense of humor, and he has a great job - what's not to like?"

"Upset? Why would I be upset? We've totaled the car, we can't get out, we wrecked an orphanage, the cops are on the way, and we've got 3 kilos in the trunk! I mean, what's not to like?"

Ross: It tastes like feet!
Joey Tribbiani: Well, I like it.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey Tribbiani: I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!

what's not to like? by smendler July 28, 2010

What's bustin' 

1. An extremely aggressive greeting that has completely replaced "Hello" or "How are you" and is best used in a casual setting. For full effect, best delivered while incredibly intoxicated and delivered at full volume 2 inches from the recipient's face.

2. A statement of affirmation or approval.

1. Dude #1: *opens door into party with great force*"WHAT'S BUSTIN'?"

Dude #2: "Doing well man, thanks for asking! What's bustin' with you?"

2. Dude #1: "I just ended the year with a 4.0 GPA!"

Dude #2: "CONGRATS MAN! THAT'S WHAT'S BUSTIN'!"

What's bustin' by Green Acres June 17, 2018

That's what she wants 

A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.

In the lunch line:

Matt: What did you order?

Jay: A meatball sub.

Matt: A 12 incher?

Jay: That's what she wants.

That's what she wants by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009