whap whap

something that is completely not up to regular standards. Something totally whack

Your mom has and awesome body, but her face is Whap whap.

by shaun e williams October 17, 2007

Whaps

A multi-use term for getting some, and/or giving it to someone, with "it" being sex of any sort.

Generally used positively as a verb, and occasionally as a noun.

(v.): "Jon and Christina pulled over into the bushes to whaps."

(v.): "Yo, I'm glad I studied, cuz I whapsed that exam."

(n.): "Did you get whaps from that girl you brought home last night?"

(n.): "Chill out and don't call her for a week -- she's got you caught up in the whaps."

by John Hollick May 3, 2008

WHAP

A mix of Tobacco and Marijuanasmoked through a water pipe.

Hey bro do you mind if I add some tobacco to this bowl and take a whap?

by ItzNate July 21, 2017

whap

A sharp, yet soft blow to the back of the head. Mostly issued when someone shows a lack of common sense.

John ~ "You know, I've never even seen Spaceballs."

*whap*

Jim ~ "Why the hell not?"

by Ioke July 3, 2006

WHAP

World History AP. A class full of stupid fucks, and you wonder why they are even in the class. The only thing you ever do is take notes and spin your pen around. It is among the first AP classes you take, and getting a five on the test is easy. Doing your notes everyday and getting an A is not.

Greg: Look, Megan and Taylor are in WHAP, they are such dumb bitches.
Jake: Man, no wonder people say passing the AP test is so hard.

by Ilikebread July 9, 2011

Whapped

Slang. Possibly originates from Eastern Canada, specifically Labrador. To be impaired by mind altering substances, specifically hallucinogens.

We got right whapped on 'shrooms and e this weekend.

by Rain November 7, 2004

WHAPs

WHaPs(waffle house pussy) - When one drinks all night and eventually ends up at the local waffle house around 1:30-3:00 and leaves not only full but with some of the local sluts.

Me: Dude we totally got some whaps last night!

Friend- Damn, those chicks must of been pretty fucking slutty

by LankeyLee July 20, 2010