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Whaps

A multi-use term for getting some, and/or giving it to someone, with "it" being sex of any sort.

Generally used positively as a verb, and occasionally as a noun.
(v.): "Jon and Christina pulled over into the bushes to whaps."

(v.): "Yo, I'm glad I studied, cuz I whapsed that exam."

(n.): "Did you get whaps from that girl you brought home last night?"

(n.): "Chill out and don't call her for a week -- she's got you caught up in the whaps."
by John Hollick May 3, 2008
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WHAP

A mix of Tobacco and Marijuanasmoked through a water pipe.
Hey bro do you mind if I add some tobacco to this bowl and take a whap?
by ItzNate July 21, 2017
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whap

A sharp, yet soft blow to the back of the head. Mostly issued when someone shows a lack of common sense.
John ~ "You know, I've never even seen Spaceballs."

*whap*

Jim ~ "Why the hell not?"
by Ioke July 3, 2006
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WHAP

World History AP. A class full of stupid fucks, and you wonder why they are even in the class. The only thing you ever do is take notes and spin your pen around. It is among the first AP classes you take, and getting a five on the test is easy. Doing your notes everyday and getting an A is not.
Greg: Look, Megan and Taylor are in WHAP, they are such dumb bitches.
Jake: Man, no wonder people say passing the AP test is so hard.
by Ilikebread July 9, 2011
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Whapped

Slang. Possibly originates from Eastern Canada, specifically Labrador. To be impaired by mind altering substances, specifically hallucinogens.
We got right whapped on 'shrooms and e this weekend.
by Rain November 7, 2004
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WHAPs

WHaPs(waffle house pussy) - When one drinks all night and eventually ends up at the local waffle house around 1:30-3:00 and leaves not only full but with some of the local sluts.
Me: Dude we totally got some whaps last night!

Friend- Damn, those chicks must of been pretty fucking slutty
by LankeyLee July 20, 2010
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whap

In figurative or literal language, the thunderous cacophony of noise produced by the violent collision of the female pelvic region with the face of a grotesquely effeminate man.
"Diana and I feel strongly about gender equality for both men and women," said the pussywhipped loser, while sitting down to piss. Diana then came up to him and WHAP! Slapped him right across the face with her pussy. "I'm a little wimp mommy!" said little Pussyman.
by Enjoy! YAselves! December 14, 2008
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