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Whale Watching

When a person, either alone or with a group see's almost exclusively overweight or fat people.
Ex.

(Jimmy and his brother are at the mall.)

Brother: Dude there are no hot chicks here. They're all huge!

Jimmy: I told you we'd be whale watching.
by jlawthelarson February 27, 2011
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Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar
While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder
by anonymous January 15, 2022
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Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar
While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder
by Denna123 January 15, 2022
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Whale Watching

An action word, a step above being a chubby chaser. if a thin man is with an overly obese woman, not a woman who is slightly overweight, it is considered whale watching
"Wow, that guy is really skinny...why is he with a girl that's like three hundred pounds?" "Oh, he must be whale watching"
by RachelD. September 3, 2007
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Whale Watch Whiteout

While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.
"WHALE WATCH WHITEOUT" Ewwwww GRANT what did you just DO to me?
by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011
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Whale skin watch

Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.
My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.
by Me1017 October 21, 2008
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Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.
"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"
by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019
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