whackin your dog

masturbating. tugging your bird.

don't be whackin yer dog.

by joey February 13, 2004

Whackins

you penis, just a better way of saying it

1. Hey u heard you see mark walkbergs whackins in this movie
2. Hey i think the girl in the pink wants my whackins

by Kenn J May 24, 2007

Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.

I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?

by LustyLes March 27, 2013

Gypsy Whackin

Day 2 of DMT.

My computer doesn’t work like it used to, might be Gypsy whackin agaves.

by Tuftturf December 19, 2019

Whackin to

To take a whack at something,

I'm whackin to cod tonight.

by whackon July 20, 2011