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Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
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Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.
Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."
by Kaplinn May 17, 2023
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Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 17, 2023
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wet paper

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper
by thezombiesfan229 July 20, 2023
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wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
by Intermediate Lingo Archiver November 4, 2020
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wet paper bag

Being broke.
Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag
by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017
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