wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.
I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
by Bishopk March 4, 2009
mugGet the wet the monkeymug.

wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.
I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
by Garr Fizlock March 4, 2009
mugGet the wet the monkeymug.

Monkey Wet!

When the vagina becomes extremly soaked with love juices..
Shit fool that monkey wet! right now want to take the love pole..
Monkey Wet! Shits drippin like a broken dam.

Monkey Wet! It's so wet i can shemmy my way right in..
by Young Sizzle April 7, 2007
mugGet the Monkey Wet!mug.
When your friend use this it means she isn't sober
Kloey's spirit animals are wet pancakes and monkey donuts
by Kloepetr November 1, 2020
mugGet the Wet Pancakes and Monkey Donutsmug.

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush
She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.
by boner_garage33 December 4, 2023
mugGet the Wet Monkey Knucklemug.

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