wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.
I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
by Bishopk March 05, 2009
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wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.
I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
by Garr Fizlock March 05, 2009
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Monkey Wet!

When the vagina becomes extremly soaked with love juices..
Shit fool that monkey wet! right now want to take the love pole..
Monkey Wet! Shits drippin like a broken dam.

Monkey Wet! It's so wet i can shemmy my way right in..
by Young Sizzle April 02, 2007
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When your friend use this it means she isn't sober
by Kloepetr November 02, 2020
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Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush
She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.
by boner_garage33 December 05, 2023
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