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If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.
The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.
by Amzngguy June 27, 2009
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Also spelled wassin' - the act of wiping spit, snot, or any other type of bodily exriment onto a window.

The game of wassin', played like "ding dong ditching" where one goes up to a door, spits on the door (mucus, feces), rings the bell and runs away. This game can be played with a group where multiple people spit on multiple windows before the doorbell is rung.
Hell yeah, i was wassing on all of her windows. She'll have a fun time cleaning that up.
by Frank The Cook January 22, 2011
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Smith and Wesson

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the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.
Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."
by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008
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gun company that mainly makes double action combat revolvers, but still make semi-automatic handguns. famous for the model 629 a stainless model of the 29, seen in the movie "dirty harry" chambered in the infamous .44 magnum round. they also make the 686 wich is a .357 magnum.
my smith & wesson 629 is better than your glock 17 because it's just as quick to reload with speedloaders, and it's a much more powerful caliber.
by the-sawed-off-gangsta May 5, 2006
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verb past tense of weiss: similar to Tourettes Syndrome, the act of spontaneously bursting into a diatribe against all humanity (or just Democrats) when confronted by social idiocy
"You should have seen this guy weissing this idiot in 7-11 after he tried to bum a dollar for a blunt."
by wonderwomansfatsister April 13, 2014
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wesson oil party

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A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.

Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.

Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?

Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.

Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.

Jdub: hellz yeah.
by Jrubadub March 10, 2010
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Wessing

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dancing while a girl rubs her ass in a boys crotch
in many cases this is like grinding but in this case you have a girlfriend or boyfriend and go to a dance or a club and dance very naughty.
"He was wessing with all the girls at the dance"
"did his girlfriend mind?"
"yes but they are working out their problems. I give them two days"
by tiff and britt April 25, 2009
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