Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.

Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.

by whOOpshT July 12, 2011

Werling

The greatest bunch of people you will ever meet! Werling's will always have your back! They are german descendants and can drink all others under the table! Sexy as hell also! Commonly misspelled as whirling or whirly. Get it right bitches!

Boy 1: Bet you 20 bucks I can out drink you?
Girl: I'll take that bet.
Boy 1: You are on!
Boy 2: Dude she's a Werling.
Boy 1: shit...

by Princess Lindsey February 1, 2009

underwater basket weaving

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010

wervis

The feeling of being nervous when going to the bathroom.

I'm sometimes get really wervis when going to the bathroom in public

by Alexdosifgdsfg May 15, 2007

werlin

Cutting something in order to improve it but ending up destroying it.

"I tried to cut a micro-SIM into a nano-SIM but totally werlined it."

by Schmyxie October 14, 2013

Hugo Weaving

Ooooh Hugoooo...
He's a walking orgasm... '
and he's a fab. actor!
that's rare these days...

"I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic. ...Yes, there was lots of rain. Very wet" - Hugo

by Jane February 3, 2004

Werging

Word Merging. The concept of merging two words into one.

Werging examples -
Rutler - Rastafarian Butler

Prowel - Prolapsed Towel

Spuvet - Spunky Duvet

Etc...

by Andypandypoo August 5, 2007