The webslinger is when your wife or gf won't give you any play, so you retire to the bedroom and sit on the corner of the bed and jerk off. Once she opens the door, you fling the cum directly at her face using the "Spiderman" hand gesture.
"My girl wouldn't give up the stink last night so I waited 20 min in the bedroom just to hit her with the webslinger."
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God got mad at Jane an instead of sending her to hell he made her try to send email using webmail on an AOL browser w/ windows 3.1.
by ST-LeOteC December 22, 2003
Get the webline mug.The act of laying your soft penis in front of a person place or thing and immediatly get a sudden physical hardness in your private region were it extends to a length that it slaps the target object straight in the jaw and secretes a sticky white fluid on the target that simulates spidermans webs.
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Get the webslinging mug.A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
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