butt-welder

In a car, a seat heater that roasts your ass to the point where you think your cheeks are going to melt together.

friend - "Holy crap, dude, my new car has seat warmers, and they're total butt-welders!"

by joelh January 12, 2008

Face like a welder's workbench

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Welder

A cool wizard man who uses electricity to bind metal together

“Hey bob, you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah, he looks pretty cool”
“That’s because he’s a welder”
“No fucking way.”

by NottTelljng September 30, 2021

Welder

Kid that played with pva glue to much as a child

Bet you that kid grows up to be a welder . Hes/she has eaten over 500mls of glue and 3 pipe cleaners

by Cowbow tow tucker February 1, 2022

Dirty Welder

The act of jerking off in the hand and using the cum to wipe in the eye lashes of one who is asleep.

I pulled a Dirty Welder last night

by FurGOD December 2, 2019

welder's and brickstone

Two individuals that give joy and laughter to the students of CSC. These two are revered as God's on CSC's campus. They are the demigods to the one the only Thomas C. Polett.

Welder's and Brickstone are so funny that Stump took a dump on Andy.

by Tom Polett January 16, 2010

Swedish Welder

Swedish Welder

When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.

"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"

by V-diddy August 11, 2016