Wibberly

To think about or to have actually trimmed/shaved your beard.

Oh no James has had a wibberly again FFS JAMES 🤦🏻 ♂️

by Arthur Lobon October 6, 2018

Wimberley

Awesome small town in central texas about 45 minutes southwest of austin. Many things to do - Blue Hole, Market Days, antiquing, shopping, hanging out. Best football team in the land! Best marching band in the land! Great place to raise your kids. Town has no Walmart, Home Depot or any 'big box' stores to change the flavor of small town life. Only one elementary school, only one JH, only one HS - no one messes with the Wimberley Texans!

If you want to raise your kids in an awesome community that is small but still near big enough cities if you need to go, live in Wimberley!

by crazymom18 December 7, 2011

Webbernet

The series of tubes which link computers across the globe.

My new girlfriend is 5'9", has fake tits, we've never met, but we chat on the webbernet.

by Paul Dirty December 11, 2006

Webbernet

The Internet, world wide web.

I really enjoy surfing the internet for cleveland steamers.

by Swampy Bottom March 25, 2004

Wibberley

Wibberlys enjoy the company of men with a virtually microscopic penis, invisible to the human eye. They can often be found having unpleasurable intercourse or imagining their respective counterpart had a bigger willy, like the ones guitarists have.

Drew: how did you get her? your dick is tiny!
Barry: she's a Wibberley
Drew: oh fair enough

by BarryChuckle August 20, 2015

webbervex

The effect of excessive speed-shipping. When someone attempts to acquire massive amounts of virtual friends, i.e Facebook Twitter Instagram friends/followers and becomes too overwhelmed with the resulting posts in their newsfeed.

My speed-shipping game was so strong, that I caused myself to enter into a webbervex!

The only way to remove the overwhelming webbervex is to begin pissing off virtual friends (that you don't actually like or care about in real life) so much that they unfollow, unfriend you.

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

webbervex

The effect of excessive speed-shipping. When someone attempts to acquire massive amounts of virtual friends, i.e Facebook Twitter Instagram friends/followers and becomes too overwhelmed with the resulting posts in their newsfeed.

#1. My speed-shipping game was so strong, that I caused myself to enter into a webbervex!
#2. The only way to remove the overwhelming webbervex is to begin pissing off virtual friends (that you don't actually like or care about in real life) so much that they unfollow, unfriend you.

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017