Denmark's weapon of mass destruction

The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.

Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed

by Dr.FreezeLove March 27, 2017

weapons of mass distraction

Something that distracts large numbers of people from thinking about important issues.

For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.

by afroken January 15, 2004

weapon of mass destruction

Singular of weapons of mass destruction.

Iraq has a weapon of mass destruction.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Weapons of Mass Distraction

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004

Weapon of mass destruction

A weapon of mass destruction is a weapon that can fuck people up really bad such as that bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

Man 1: “Dude did you see that weapon of mass destruction that was dropped on Hiroshima? Do you think anyone survived?”
Man 2: “No one survived that. Everyone was fucking blown up!”

by Tho McNutt November 18, 2019

weapon of mass destruction

something that the US has plenty of and gives to iraq so that Bush has a reason to bomb iraq

USA gave weapons of mass ddestructio to Iraq so thay had a reason to bomb it

by TRU3K!LLA November 3, 2004

weapon of mass destruction

george w. bush: the ultimate WMD

he can't find any in the middle east because he is one.

by adrian December 23, 2004