organic welding

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .

She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.

by Grnspd July 20, 2017

muff welding

Verb: The act of braiding two muffs (hairy vaginas) together.

Dillon once witnessed Bre and Katie muff welding each other at Adam's party. Upon seeing this, he then ran and told Alexa and she threw up and died.

by Edward and Lee May 22, 2006

Weenie Welding

When two men spend so much time together that others are given the impression that a homosexual relationship could be evolving.

He is up in the boss’s office every morning. They need to quit weenie welding.

by What’sinana September 4, 2019

porcelain welding

Particularly violent discharge of near liquid feces into the toilet bowl, resulting in a splattering effect around the rear of said bowl. Flushing will not remove this weld splatter, and it becomes dried on and very difficult to clean later. Sometimes under extreme porcelain welding conditions the tank, or wall behind may be hit by the weld splatter.

"Man Steve did some porcelain welding after dinner, Who's gonna clean that up"

by bunyon January 3, 2007

taint welding

To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.

John was driving so recklessly that Steve was taint welding in the passenger's seat

by TK42FUN May 4, 2015

Wiener Welding

The act of two guys touching the tips of each other’s penises together.

Those guys like wiener welding together

by Lesh69 February 8, 2018

backdoor welding

when a man take a condom. dips it in gas put it on and lights it on fire. Then puts it in a pussy or ass.

man, from all the scream and the smell of gas coming from john's room. He must be backdoor welding with jenny.

by x nanashi xx April 4, 2009