Waahsturbate

Using one's tears as a lubrication for masturbation.

After my cat died, I started to waahsturbate on all of the walls

by nestlepeniscum March 4, 2009

wangsturbate

Slang for Masturbation, with replacing "mas" with "wang".

I feel like wangsturbating

by J* December 28, 2003

Wasturbate

Wetly masturbating, usually with butter or margarine.

"Do you wasturbate?"
"Yup, I prefer coco butter."

by cocogettingpuff April 19, 2025