wasteman: Me and shanice were mashing all weekend it was sik man.
1 month later
normal man: you know shanice is pregnant ryt...
wasteman: WTF dat aint got nuffing to do wid me man she cud have been mashing pure manz behind ma bak da weekend we were together.
normal man: But you were wid her the whole weekend.
wasteman: Bun dat it aint ma kid and even if it is i aint gonna be the one raising it, if ma dad cud jus leave so can I.
If you go down to areas such as brixton you will find alot of bois that could be classified as a wasteman.
1 month later
normal man: you know shanice is pregnant ryt...
wasteman: WTF dat aint got nuffing to do wid me man she cud have been mashing pure manz behind ma bak da weekend we were together.
normal man: But you were wid her the whole weekend.
wasteman: Bun dat it aint ma kid and even if it is i aint gonna be the one raising it, if ma dad cud jus leave so can I.
If you go down to areas such as brixton you will find alot of bois that could be classified as a wasteman.
by slue waste manz April 8, 2006
someone who does nothing with their life, most of the time a drunken fuck up, sitting on couches in the alleyways of the London streets i.e. that breh in the 'Ave Sum Of Dat' video by DPM Recordings Ft. Shizzle, Napper and Bruza. fucking ill tune!
"youuuuuuuuuuuu WASTEMAN!!"
person 1 -"blud, look at dat geezer! hes living off booze, i bet u he hasn't got a home"
person 2 -"too right blud. he's a wasteman"
person 1 -"blud, look at dat geezer! hes living off booze, i bet u he hasn't got a home"
person 2 -"too right blud. he's a wasteman"
by ill ting breh June 20, 2005
Max is 46, his parents sold their home to pay for him to go to college, he dropped out of college after the first year. After going from job to job having a problem with every boss, he decided to claim welfare. His benefits arent enough to feed his crystal meth addiction so he steals what little money his parents have left when he goes to visit them. Max used to have friends but he fell out with them as they kept calling him a Wasteman
by T DaWG January 14, 2015
A term often used in Toronto and London. Calling one a 'Wasteman' can be very offensive. Wasteman is basically calling someone a loser.
by MoZHasALargeaz March 18, 2017
Jake Paul
Logan Paul
The Sociopath Brothers
Anything related to the cloud chasing goons..
Logan’s new occupation after KSI beat his ass
Logan Paul
The Sociopath Brothers
Anything related to the cloud chasing goons..
Logan’s new occupation after KSI beat his ass
Wasteman Jake: “I don’t respect no one I don’t know”
Wasteman Logan: “I’m gonna be bigger than the rock”
Wasteman Logan: “I’m gonna be bigger than the rock”
by Satyress November 8, 2019
Someone who builds and lives their life around doing fuckall or as little as fucking possible. Examples of such behaviour include dropping clubs or classes, treating tutorials as spares, only doing the score sheet one instead of twice, and handing in assignments and labs a week late ever fucking time.
by jzac May 8, 2019