Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!
by mitch00uk April 4, 2015
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When I’m low on energy and drive during my sometimes repetitive workouts, I just imagine working out with gorillas and then I’m super pumped!
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A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
by KonaKenny August 3, 2008
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Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.
Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.
by XxSil March 17, 2017
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Ben: Hey dude, you sew really well and have $300 designer sunglasses and a bottle of Gray Goose . Are you a fag or somethin?
Chris: I have a single working mother!
Chris: I have a single working mother!
by ourfavouritegame March 23, 2010
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Dude, I haven't been able to leave my house for days because of the pics people have posted of the bikini party and I have been social wanking all day.
by Satthew Manders October 29, 2009
Get the social wanking mug.When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.
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man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
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man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
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wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
by Josh ;) February 12, 2009
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