wankstone

somebody who gets on your nerves or pisses u off or is a toser.

he's a wankstone or plainly wankstone

by maz xxx April 4, 2006

wanktrolling

Getting off by trolling others. Especially on Twitter, upsetting others, usually women, for sexual gratification.

The incel perv was wanktrolling on twitter again, sending hate messages to offend as many women as possible.

by Lad Blackpool October 20, 2018

wankstruation

The monthly masturbational session most males will have that is in some way more special than the other 29, a more pleasant version of the process females will endure,menstruation.

Dave: Hey John, why didn't you come out last night ?
John: Oh sorry it was my time off the month, I rented the new girls gone wild, lubed up....
Dave: Oh, wankstruation !

by BFS_YEAR4 September 7, 2009

Wankstra

A wanna-be gangsta

That busta was a wankstra

by ImmaculateMatt March 5, 2003

wankstaroni & cheese

A tasty dish, prepared primarily with wanksters such as arjun.
Wankstaroni & cheese only tastes good with the desired mix of desi and white-ness.

Best Served Hot, for Eleni's sake.

Mmm... mmm... bitch! This wankstaroni & cheese is da shiznit!

by Downhill Denial March 3, 2005

Wankstrosity

Something that is that awful, ridiculous or terrible that it is beyond wanky and being a monstrosity.
Wankstrosity is a portmanteau of "wank" and "monstrosity"

"Isn't how the government is handling the pandemic a wankstrosity"
"Your mum's cooking is a wankstrosity"
"Your shagging technique is a wankstrosity, I'd rather bang a wank sock"

by McManicmaniac February 27, 2021

Frosty Wankstrasse

When two Gay people fuck ontop of a mountain.

Dude, did you hear? Justin Beiber just had a frosty Wankstrasse on Mount everest!

by The Cashew November 18, 2011