cheeky wanker

A very British insult. Basically calling somebody a sly masturbater.

Robert: Oi you cheeky wanker, ya wanna tussle?!

Bob: I knew visiting Britain was a mistake :

cheeky wanker by Veggie The Vegmeister February 1, 2017

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Blue Tick Wanker

Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.

His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.

9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.

Blue Tick Wanker by FacebookIsStillCool April 4, 2015

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bagpipe wanker

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016

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dumpy wanker

A very slow moving British fraccer that looks like Homer Simpson.

There is a dumpy wanker working on black crew for Ironhorse Energy Services.

dumpy wanker by Yourpaljesus May 21, 2018

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Google Wanker

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin

I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker

Google Wanker by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018

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Wanker's Wednesday

It's when CHSmem memes/roasts the shit out of some poor Catherdralite on Wednesdays
@CHSmem on Instagram

Ah fuck bro you just got voted for Wanker's Wednesday.... You're so fucked

You just fucked my wife! Omg I am so voting for you for Wanker's Wednesday

I was having a real tough time in my life but #WankersWednesday made me get through it

Wanker's Wednesday by Haramchoddo August 3, 2018

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keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

keys wanker by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

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