Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019

New York Wankees

The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.

Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.

by Patriotic Leftie July 30, 2009

Yankee my wankee

When somone pulls of your wankee and it somtimes feel very nice

Ooh yes natasha yankee my wankee!

Jhoony yes my wankee is on

by Wankee my wankke June 3, 2018

The Wankee Candle

Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.

I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.

by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018

The Wankee Candle

Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.

I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.

by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018

Wankees

A delightfully dismissive Australian slang term for Neo-Nazis, Holocaust deniers, or any fragile bigot who gets instantly triggered by the existence of non-White people. It perfectly marries "wanker" (the classic insult for a pathetic, self-important tosser) with "yeet" (the joyful act of hurling something away with extreme prejudice), implying these clowns are such monumental wankers they deserve to be yeeted straight into the sun – or at least out of polite society.

Basically a counter argument tool against White people that are racist towards None-White that lives in Asia or Australia. A term for only to be used against Trolls.

"Those Wankees online are ranting about 'cultural replacement' again—time to yeet them from the conversation before they start yelling "It's a White man's land". "

by Hailer December 18, 2025