A diminutive male, between 20 and 30 years old. People around him may believe he is a closet homosexual. Also unable to grow facial hair, so instead sticks pubes to his face.

R: Hey M, who's yer man with the pubes on his face?

M: Dunno, some midget wrestling wankbag.

F: Yeah, look at that midget wrestling wankbag jump off the wall.

R & M: Shut your mouth F, you geebag

midget wrestling wankbag by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

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Wankbag

A pretentious prick who loves to talk about black and white movies, different coffees, wines from around the world etc. In other words a douche who talks wank. A self indulgent prick, who loves the sound of their own voice.

John: "listen to that prick at the end of the bar talking about how postmodern Damien Hirst is."
Joe: "Yeah, what a wankbag.

Wankbag by G-wall May 17, 2013

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Wankbagger

A person who wanks someone off into a bag. Not to be confused with the Manhattan Wangbagger

me: I got a hj last night
friend: nice!
me: yeah into a plastic bag
friend: Oh she's a wankbagger!

Wankbagger by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017

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Manhattan Wankbagger

A person who wanks someone off into a walmart bag.

Connor: Last weekend I stayed with a girl in Manhattan and she wanked me off into a walmart bag
Justin: The Manhattan Wankbagger strikes again

Manhattan Wankbagger by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017

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