An instrument played (or sometimes just worn) by someone purely to get them together with attractive people they otherwise wouldn't even dare approach. Guitar and saxophone are the best examples of wingstruments. Sometimes it's just a confidence thing, sometimes they're just douches.
Ya know, I never learnt more than three simple chords on this thing, but softly strumming it by a campfire not only gets me into the after-party, but will probably get me laid there, too. She's a hell of a wingstrument. Best twenty I ever spent.
by Profiley mcprofileface September 22, 2020
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Well I never learnt more than three chords, but playing them quietly near a bonfire will get me into the after-party and definitely get me laid. Best 20 I ever spent. Hell of a wingstrument and I don't even know how to tune the dang thing...
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Something that is that awful, ridiculous or terrible that it is beyond wanky and being a monstrosity.
Wankstrosity is a portmanteau of "wank" and "monstrosity"
Wankstrosity is a portmanteau of "wank" and "monstrosity"
"Isn't how the government is handling the pandemic a wankstrosity"
"Your mum's cooking is a wankstrosity"
"Your shagging technique is a wankstrosity, I'd rather bang a wank sock"
"Your mum's cooking is a wankstrosity"
"Your shagging technique is a wankstrosity, I'd rather bang a wank sock"
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Only exception is if the persons name is Calle or Kalle as their first name.
Only exception is if the persons name is Calle or Kalle as their first name.
by Carl hater February 6, 2025
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Only exception is if the persons name is as their first Carl name.
Only exception is if the persons name is as their first Carl name.
by Carl hater February 6, 2025
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This is based off of Levi Angstrom, a villain from the series Invincible. In said series, he has been a victim of evil alternate universe versions of the main character, Mark, these evil versions of have terrorized him in multiple dimensions and timelines. In an attempt to get revenge and one bad experiment later...Angstrom decides to atrack the one good version of Mark, and has no plans on stopping until this good Mark is dead, he even went so far to team up with the evil versions of Mark to try to ruin is reputation and kill him.
This is based off of Levi Angstrom, a villain from the series Invincible. In said series, he has been a victim of evil alternate universe versions of the main character, Mark, these evil versions of have terrorized him in multiple dimensions and timelines. In an attempt to get revenge and one bad experiment later...Angstrom decides to atrack the one good version of Mark, and has no plans on stopping until this good Mark is dead, he even went so far to team up with the evil versions of Mark to try to ruin is reputation and kill him.
Why does John only leave hate comments on Peter's stream? Peter is one of the only few Kick streamers that aren't huge pieces of work. This is a real nasty example of the Angstrom Phallacy.
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